Author Archives: Alex

How-to Home Haircut

Do you feel weak? Do you feel ugly? Do you need validation? Sounds like you need a fucking haircut! Stonewall Scripture says that gays are the most powerful when they...

My Life Online: OnlyFans

4 things are certain in life: Death, Taxes, Carole Baskin killed her husband and OnlyFans will save the global economy from Miss Rona. As part of Vice’s My Life Online...

Gays During A Pandemic

It’s difficult, rare even, to find a baguette that knows how to properly behave on any given Sunday Funday No Day of Rest Tuesday. During a pandemic? Whew chile, anyways....

10 Tips For Better Gay Sex

While you’re masturbating insistently during isolation (because science) take this time to learn how to fuck better. For The Advocate, Beastly sexpert Alexander Cheves shares 10 Tips for Better Gay...

The Gay Hello

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe and I’m admitting It. I won’t take it back because I did the shit. Also, once upon a time...

Queer Cancel Culture

Cancel-tina. She’s got a point, she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment. Now com’on now! But sometimes Cancel-tina is chaotic as hell and brings too much...