The only good thing that happened in 2016 was Orlando Bloom paddleboarding completely big-dick hanging, butt-ass naked in the beautiful waters of Italy.
Upon revisiting the glorious shots, I hadn’t realized how much of a show pony (horse) Orlando was for the paps — tugging, fluffing, and Blooming to a solid semi. According to Katy Perry, Bloom enjoyed seeing his Big D trending #1 on Twitter. King shit.
It’s honestly a little comical all the different angles the paps got – I think I even see, dare I say, a lil bit of hole? Premium $19.99/m OnlyFans content.
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