Home Haircut Tutorial

Do you feel weak? Do you feel ugly? Do you need validation? Sounds like you need a fucking haircut!

Stonewall Scripture says that gays are the most powerful when they hit a Megan Thee Stallion TikTok challenge, their water runs clear and of course – after they get a haircut.

Since your barber can’t make sweet raw dog love to your scalp during Quarantina, the time has come for you to lipsync haircut for yo life!

To save the gays and restore their powers, Kyle Krieger has released a home haircut tutorial that will have you looking at yourself in the mirror and saying, “bitch, look how you ate that!” Teeheehee

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