In this gay-day and age, what guy hasn’t fucked somebody’s dad?
Just when you thought you’ve done gagged about everything there in this chaotic ass world, The Guardian brings you this too-good-to-be-true-but-bitch-it-is mess:
An anonymous bi king, wrote a letter to The Guardian to seek advice on a predicament that only a legendary hoe would have.
In the now-viral letter, the advice seeker writes that back in his
super hoe sexually liberated days; he used to sleep with everyone – including men. Fast-forward to present day, he has settled down with a woman who he’d like to propose to. As one does, he went to meet her parents. As one does not, he soon realized that he’d done something terribly wrong – he done fucked her daddy before.
Advice columnist and psychotherapist Pamela Connolly responded by advising the troubled man to simply end the relationship because once you’ve fucked someone’s daddy — that’s pretty much it.
Read the full letter at The Guardian.
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