Alexa, play Carrie Underwood “Before He Cheats.” Alexa, where’s my Louisville slugger? Cause henny, we’re about to have a moment!!
JVN is newly single and heartbroken. 💔😢
ICYMI: our sis with the good hair was happily dating a burly rugby player named Wilco Froners. The two of them looked as madly in love as any twin-ish boyfriends could look.
Here’s a lil’ recap of the love story:
And then on the fateful late afternoon of 12/30/2018, BQE (Beyonce of Queer Eye) shared news that shookth like a Shonda Rimes season 2 finale:
HOWEVA! Our British squirrel friends, Gay Star News, reported that the original caption of the post included the now deleted hashtag #CheatersNeverProspers *wig(s)*
The cheating ass mofo responded with a I-can-see-right-through-your-coffee-holdin-beanie-wearin-guilty-as-hell-lyin-ass picture and a no-responsibility takin caption:
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These are my words, not a lyric from a song. As I walk into 2019 with eyes wide open, I know I can move forward with honesty and clarity… Things end for a reason and I am moving forward with my head held high knowing the truth in spite of the bullying and accusations that come as a result of a rash post, the damage of which – can’t be undone. I am hurt, but healing and want to state for the record that I was never unfaithful to Jonathan. Our breakup happened as a result of circumstances that I don’t fully understand, nor can explain but I enter 2019 with my feet planted firmly on the ground with a positive attitude and intention to make this year the best ever… much love and gratitude to all that reached out with compassion and love.
On 01/03/2019, JVN went ALL the way THERE with some Whitney Houston lyrics:
We’re here for JVN’s bad bitch energy!
Featured image: Matt Monath