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HOW TO DEAL WITH GRINDR HEARTBREAK BY BRITNEY SPEARS!

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Every gay blue moon or so, you meet a special top boy on Grindr who you connect with on that what-are-your-aspirations-in-life/who’s-your-pop-queen level. Naturally, you’ve connected on said level after you’ve confirmed fuckability.

So y’all meet and the fuck is what Grindr dreams are made of. As you
lay face down waiting for him to grab the rag, you realize that
he may just be – wait, scratch that – he IS the ONE!

I mean he bascially loves the same pop queen as you do even though he made it pretty clear that he really only kinda-sorta likes
one of her songs but that’s besides the point.

Like a true gentleman, he comes back and wipes you down. He awkwardly sits on the edge of the bed naked and gives you a nice solid pat on the back with a closed mouth smile followed by “well this was fun.” You gleefully smile ear-to-ear trying to look as fuckabley adorable as possible as if though there was still a chance that he would stare at you the same way he did prior to cuming.

He gets dressed, grabs his shit and leaves. Before he even makes it back to his car you text him “Thanks for coming over! Can’t wait to hangout again!
What are your plans this weekend? :-)”

He is never to be heard from again.

This is now the 5th Grindr you’ve never heard from again this month …the 27th Grindr if you count the past 6 months. You’re left lost, hurt and devastated.
Feeling hopeless you wonder WWBD? (What Would Britney Do)

Cue Britney Spears from the critically acclaimed and groundbreaking
2008 MTV comeback documentary; For The Record:

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Godney is always there when you need her

#Grindr4DickNotLove

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HOW A STUD TAKES A BATH!

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#STUDBATH

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MISTER SCANDAL PRESENTS: DA BIG 10 OF 2013 IN VEGAYS FOR Q VEGAS MAGAZINE!

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From Da Gay Nightlife Apocalypse to Da Great Britney Let Down
2013 has proven to be one HELLUVA YEAR in VeGays!

And who betta than yours truly to bring you –
DA BIG 10 OF 2013 for Q Vegas Magazine!

1. Massive Shutdown!

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A gay downtown scene was a far fetched idea in itself, add to that the most notorious gay in Vegas and you get an embarrassing tabloid-tastic scandal for da books!

2. VeGays Lose Their Freedom!

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If anyone knows how to throw a party like no otha its our fav Mexi Eduardo Cordova! Freedom Sundays at Marquee Nightclub as without a doubt one of the most impressive gay nights to take place in VeGays nightlife history but unfortunately da cake was taken away far too soon!

3. Go-go Gone Bynes!

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Hell has no fury like a woman Molly-ed out gay go-go scorned! In Bynes defense da go-go dancer took cray cray to a whole ‘nutha level after being denied the right to shake his money maker!

4. The Affair Nightclub!

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A short-lived Affair it was! Much like a summer fling it was over before most even got a chance to remember its name!

5. Mutha-Fuckin Matinee!

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In VeGays X-Mas falls in May and takes form as a Big-Ass-Weekend-Long-Miley-Music-Video-On-Steriods-But-With-A-Lot-Less-Clothes-And-A-Lot-More-Cray type party!

6. Hi Utopia! Bye Utopia!

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Utopia at House Nightclub was one of our favorite new gay nights but unfortunately it came and left faster than a weekday Grindr hook-up! We’ll miss you gurlie!

7. Da Tragedy Of Bar Rescue!

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“I want a drink bitch! I’m thirsty!” It was the most painful thing VeGays have seen on TV since Lohan’s Liz & Dick!

8. Buffalo Bar Finally Retires!

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Well at least leather daddies and co. still have The Fun Hog! Aside from a self-proclaimed longest running headliner… it was the oldest bitch in town and it was about time she called it quits!

9. The Biggest Britney Let Down In Like Ever!

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For those that participated in the “Biggest Announcement in Vegas Entertainment History” Work Bitch has an entirely different meaning.

Post-BRITraumatic Stress Disorder is very real and you would have it too if you were taken to the middle of the desert at 2 AM and be forced to free labor all while suffering from severe sleep deprivation all for the sake of a false promise that you would get the chance of glancing at even a single blonde Britney-extension in person.

Fingers crossed the show itself won’t be an even bigger let down.

10. MiSTERSCANDAL.COM

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That’s Mz. Scandal if ya nasty! We may still be da new gurl but we’re already pleasantly over-whelmed with the amount of suga & shade we’ve received from so many!

Get ready y’all cause we have yet to show our true Miley side! 🙂

CHECK US OUT ON PAGE 35!

SPECIAL THANKS TO Q VEGAS FOR THIS AWESOME OPPORTUNITY!

#MISTERSCANDALBIG10

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HOW GAYS GOOGLE, EMAIL, FACEBOOK, TWITTER & WATCH PORN!

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#FEELINMYSELF

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HOTTIES & LOLLIES! THE BOYS OF ADDICTED UNDERWEAR!

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WE’RE DEF ADDICTED TO DEM BOYS!
CHECK OUT THERE COLLECTION HERE!

#ADDICTEDBOYS

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