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MILEY CYRUS & JUSTIN BIEBER NEW SONG – TWERK!

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND RATCHET!

**Attention all SMILERS & BIELBERS** The Twerkin Gods have answered your prayers!

The 2 most controversial, ratchet-est and whitest music figures in the public eye have come together to bring you the masterpiece that is TWERK! The booty-poppin’ track was leaked right on the heels of Miley’s notorious VMA performance. Home girl and her team definitely know how to keep herself in the spotlight!

We do have to admit though that the idea of the 2 of them recording a song together and calling it Twerk almost seems like a bad SNL sketch! LOL

Take a listen to the Twerk-tastic track!

Our Open Letter to Miley

Dear Miley,

We used to think you were just a pretty cool chick with a unique style who has really good producers, but after your VMA performance we are absolutely and indefinitely OBSESSED with you and forever a SMILER!

When you took the stage at the VMA’s you did exactly what you were suppose to do which was entertain and ENTER-FUCKING-TAIN you did! You delivered a performance that was controversial, scandalous, outrageous, jaw-dropping, pushed the boundaries, made people uncomfortable and more importantly it was UNFORGETTABLE! All of those things are exactly what many other iconic performers have done in the past when they graced the stage of the VMA’s and now you are one of them! People will try to compare you to person A, B and C but at the end of the day they can’t because you did your very own DAMN THANG! It wasn’t the VMA’s it was THE MUTHA-FUCKIN MILEY SHOW! Just like the lyrics to your song – You Owned The Night!

It is very clear to us that you are a girl who is wise well beyond her years and you probably don’t need any advice on how to deal with the backlash because well this was all your creation. People may not understand what you did on that stage now because it was a bit ahead of its time but that was the point. All we have left to say is congratulations and thank you my little ratchet princess!

Love,

Mister Scandal

 

RI RI IS HIGH-LARIOUS AT THE VMA’s!

The VMA’s may have been a pretty entertaining shit-show but we feel like we could’ve watched a
high-as-a-mutha Ri Ri and we would have been equally as entertained!
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And our FAV Ri Ri moment of the night! She really is ADORBZ.COM!

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS DOES MILEY’S – WE CANT STOP!

And We Can’t Stop watching it! “Turn The Night Up” is Enrique’s newest single which is sure to be a club banger! While the song is hot, it does the music video no justice! We def think Mz. Miley’s original cray cray video might have inspired the latin hottie!

You Can’t Sit With Us Miley

Can't Sit With Us

Sorry Miley but this was bound to happen gurl! Don’t worry we’re still Smilerz 4 life!


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