Is this new film further confirmation of the fortunate/unfortunate obvious fact that Efron will basically have a carbon-copy Rob Lowe hollywood career and end up as a spokesperson for Old Navy 15 years from now and star on a network sitcom about a guy who’s in his late 40’s/early 50’s and still fuckable? Yes it does but that’s ok because Efron is shirtless and pantless again in a movie!
Will I go see this in the theaters? Fuck nah! Will I go on Tumblr instead and watch all the best
nearly-naked Efron gifs? Fuck yaass hunty!