“If anything, coke is going to make you feel more sober than sobriety” – Leviticus 17:25
Being the click-bait whore that I am and given that I’m on a super-struggz half-ass road to a self-proclaimed comeback, I had to make the tough decision of referring to Scott Evans as ‘Chris Evans’ Big Dick Gay Brother’ in order to get y’all to look at my post the same way y’all look at a Grindr Scruff profile with the word “TOP!”
Big Dick Scottie actually plays himself as a mean kween in this super hilar gay web-series called Go-go Boy Interrupted. The web-series is on its 2nd season (catch up on the 1st season here) and it follows the life of a slightly super-tragic 30-something go-go dancer trying to better himself with the same determination as Lohan. The series is really fuckin funny and really well written so we give fellow gay sis creator Jimmy Fowlie major props!
This is one of our fav episodes of the season mainly due to the character of Martin who kills as a trag-evil faux-fur wearing lil coke monster! I also love Martin because he reminds me of a 60lb lighter non-mexican version of me circa 2015!
P.S. In case y’all are wondering why the name “Big Dick Scottie”
and wanna see some receipts click HERE
When you’re one of the world’s most beautiful power-bottom twinks who happens to be a filthy rich gold medal Olympic diver who’s recently engaged to an ageless 40-something-year-old Oscar winning zaddy, what else is there to accomplish
in life besides making Youtube videos where you get naked
and shower yourself with coffee!
UGH just hate how effortlessly adorable he is! Can’t wait for next week’s episode featuring Daley taking a shit naked to demonstrate the importance
of eating rich-in-fiber broccoli!
Is this new film further confirmation of the fortunate/unfortunate obvious fact that Efron will basically have a carbon-copy Rob Lowe hollywood career and end up as a spokesperson for Old Navy 15 years from now and star on a network sitcom about a guy who’s in his late 40’s/early 50’s and still fuckable? Yes it does but that’s ok because Efron is shirtless and pantless again in a movie!
Will I go see this in the theaters? Fuck nah! Will I go on Tumblr instead and watch all the best
nearly-naked Efron gifs? Fuck yaass hunty!