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LISTEN TO NEW ELLIE GOULDING SINGLE – ARMY!

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Cutesy Dreaming slightly boring and bland but yet totally repeatable & totally Ellie!

http://whatthehalcyon.tumblr.com/post/132152620623

#GouldingArmy

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HOW TO DEAL WITH GRINDR HEARTBREAK BY BRITNEY SPEARS!

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Every gay blue moon or so, you meet a special top boy on Grindr who you connect with on that what-are-your-aspirations-in-life/who’s-your-pop-queen level. Naturally, you’ve connected on said level after you’ve confirmed fuckability.

So y’all meet and the fuck is what Grindr dreams are made of. As you
lay face down waiting for him to grab the rag, you realize that
he may just be – wait, scratch that – he IS the ONE!

I mean he bascially loves the same pop queen as you do even though he made it pretty clear that he really only kinda-sorta likes
one of her songs but that’s besides the point.

Like a true gentleman, he comes back and wipes you down. He awkwardly sits on the edge of the bed naked and gives you a nice solid pat on the back with a closed mouth smile followed by “well this was fun.” You gleefully smile ear-to-ear trying to look as fuckabley adorable as possible as if though there was still a chance that he would stare at you the same way he did prior to cuming.

He gets dressed, grabs his shit and leaves. Before he even makes it back to his car you text him “Thanks for coming over! Can’t wait to hangout again!
What are your plans this weekend? :-)”

He is never to be heard from again.

This is now the 5th Grindr you’ve never heard from again this month …the 27th Grindr if you count the past 6 months. You’re left lost, hurt and devastated.
Feeling hopeless you wonder WWBD? (What Would Britney Do)

Cue Britney Spears from the critically acclaimed and groundbreaking
2008 MTV comeback documentary; For The Record:

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Godney is always there when you need her

#Grindr4DickNotLove

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WHEN HE DON’T KNOW HE GAY

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7 signs that your NoHomo bro might
just be a YesHomo bro:

1. “I’m not gay …but I truly feel like he is my boyfriend”

2. “If I ever question my sexuality you’ll be the
first person I’d experiment with”

3. “If I was gay I’d be obsessed with you”

4. “I’m not gay but If I was ….”

5. “Too bad I’m not gay right ?!”

6. “If we’d live together I’d be gay.”

7. “If I was gay I’d be on my knees sucking your dick right now.”

8. “If I was gay I would want to be exactly like you.”

http://zankiegrance.tumblr.com/post/94608069903/if-i-was-gay-and-im-not-gay-but-by-zachary

All shits & giggles aside – we LOVE that two men
are able to display so much affection
regardless of sexual orientation!
Yay progress in hetero-society!

3heads

Gif Courtesy: http://all-aboard-zankie.tumblr.com

What does it feel like to have a dick in you for the first time?

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Tumblr isn’t just a cool new place to watch porn but it’s also a cool new place to learn about life in general such has taking dick for the first time!

& no one explains it better than
Tumblr user: CatholicBoysInTrouble

http://catholicboysintrouble.tumblr.com/post/119396542211/what-does-it-feel-like-to-have-a-dick-in-you-for

#MyFirstDick

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BEYONCE OFFICIALLY REPLACES THE MONA LISA! WHY THE HELL NOT!

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I meeaaann honestly sometimes we simply
CAN NOT with the BeyHive!

Y’all are so GODDAMNX3 ridic
& of course we fuckin love it!

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#MonaBey

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