“I mean we were sport fucking for a while there cause that bitch likes to ride the ride!” – Dane Cook
& that Dane Cook one-liner just helped me remember why I wanted to fuck Dane Cook so bad in 2010! That Dane Cook one-liner also helped me remember that that’s how majority (actually, all) of my ex-boyfriends would describe me.
I fuckin love Workaholics so much because it’s like the most fun straight guys can have being gay without actually being gay! Except of course for that one episode where they woke-up covered in each others cum alluding to the fact that perhaps they most definitely engaged in lots of un-questionable gay stuff.
Workaholics season 6 premiered with it’s proper dose of homo-liciousness with a scene that could’ve legit been straight out of a Tumblr gay fan-fiction! Dane Cook has never looked more zaddy & Liam Hemsworth has never looked more …..random in a scene? Whatever, I’m totally here for Dane Cook &
Liam Hemsworth naked & sweaty together!
& just for the fuck of it, check-out NSFW Liam Hemsworth naked HERE & Dane Cook naked HERE
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We’re super jelly that Miley got to climb that like a tree and by tree we mean the more-than likely huge dick the younger Hemsworth brother probably has!
Liam was recently on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote his upcoming film Hunger Games Catching Fire. During his visit Leno decided to pull up a very sexy and explicit R-rated film that Liam starred in back in his down-under homeland!
Satisfaction is a movie in which Liam plays a young rich aussie stud who hires a mature hooker to sleep with. The movie displays a very sexual, aggresassive and naked Liam having his way with his paid lady friend.
While the clips that Leno showed on air were fairly tamed we luckily came across a montage video of all the Liam sex-filled scenes for your viewing pleasure!
We have to admit that even in the scenes that don’t involve a naked Liam, he still managed to get us really hot and bothered! It must be all that studly Aussie testetrone that Lil’ Hemsworth exudes!
CHECK OUT HIS OLDER BROTHER CHRIS HEMSWORTH NAKED HERE!
WATCH LIAM IN ALL HIS STUDLY AUSSIE GLORY!
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IS THERE ANYTHING DIS GURL DOES THAT WE DON’T LOVE?
Ummmm …. NO! It’s MUTHAFUCKIN MILEY! We are so excited to hear that our lil’ poptart has more ballads in her new album because she does them so well!
Miley recently confessed to FASHION Magazine that she wrote Drive during Valentine’s Day last year while she was going through a very emotional time! Awwww!
“It is about needing to leave someone but not really wanting to completely cut yourself off from the relationship. It’s a time when you want to leave but you can’t. It’s also about moving on.” Miley said about the heartbreaking song.
Clearly our Mama Smilerz was alluding to her relationship with ex-fiancé Liam. Super sad but she is definitely on top and looks happy as can be!
LISTEN TO THE NEW SURE-TO-BE-HIT EMOTIONAL MILEY BALLAD!