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HOW TO DEAL WITH GRINDR HEARTBREAK BY BRITNEY SPEARS!

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Every gay blue moon or so, you meet a special top boy on Grindr who you connect with on that what-are-your-aspirations-in-life/who’s-your-pop-queen level. Naturally, you’ve connected on said level after you’ve confirmed fuckability.

So y’all meet and the fuck is what Grindr dreams are made of. As you
lay face down waiting for him to grab the rag, you realize that
he may just be – wait, scratch that – he IS the ONE!

I mean he bascially loves the same pop queen as you do even though he made it pretty clear that he really only kinda-sorta likes
one of her songs but that’s besides the point.

Like a true gentleman, he comes back and wipes you down. He awkwardly sits on the edge of the bed naked and gives you a nice solid pat on the back with a closed mouth smile followed by “well this was fun.” You gleefully smile ear-to-ear trying to look as fuckabley adorable as possible as if though there was still a chance that he would stare at you the same way he did prior to cuming.

He gets dressed, grabs his shit and leaves. Before he even makes it back to his car you text him “Thanks for coming over! Can’t wait to hangout again!
What are your plans this weekend? :-)”

He is never to be heard from again.

This is now the 5th Grindr you’ve never heard from again this month …the 27th Grindr if you count the past 6 months. You’re left lost, hurt and devastated.
Feeling hopeless you wonder WWBD? (What Would Britney Do)

Cue Britney Spears from the critically acclaimed and groundbreaking
2008 MTV comeback documentary; For The Record:

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Godney is always there when you need her

#Grindr4DickNotLove

3heads

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WATCH: IS GRINDR BAD FOR GAYS?

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Asking if Grindr is bad is like asking if
butter is a carb – who da fuck knows!

What we do know is that we love dick as much as we love carbs and Grindr is a means to dick

This is what I took away from those 6:03 minutes:

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#Grindr

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WATCH IRISH HOTTIE & MOM READ GRINDR MESSAGES TOGETHER!

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I meeeaaan me and my mawmaw do plenty of sisterly things like Rupaul and Brit Brit but I done got her fucked up if I pull up my Grindr in front of her!

Nonetheless, this twink-dorable hottie and his
tipsy mom are hilariously cute-sey!

#MomThisIsGrindr

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WHEN GAYS CONFRONT THEIR BOYFRIENDS’ GRINDR HOOK-UPS!

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#FuckingYoMan

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LOOKING FOR A PERFECT GAY MAN ON A HOOK-UP APP!

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Click below to see the story at Huff-Post:

Everything That’s Wrong With Gay Dating Apps in One Extended Profile

P.S. Davey Wavey actually has nothing to do with this story – he just happens
to take really good hookup-app-ish pix!

#Looking4MrGayPerfect

3heads

Source: David Toussaint – Huffpost Gay Voices
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