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HOW TO DEAL WITH GRINDR HEARTBREAK BY BRITNEY SPEARS!

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Every gay blue moon or so, you meet a special top boy on Grindr who you connect with on that what-are-your-aspirations-in-life/who’s-your-pop-queen level. Naturally, you’ve connected on said level after you’ve confirmed fuckability.

So y’all meet and the fuck is what Grindr dreams are made of. As you
lay face down waiting for him to grab the rag, you realize that
he may just be – wait, scratch that – he IS the ONE!

I mean he bascially loves the same pop queen as you do even though he made it pretty clear that he really only kinda-sorta likes
one of her songs but that’s besides the point.

Like a true gentleman, he comes back and wipes you down. He awkwardly sits on the edge of the bed naked and gives you a nice solid pat on the back with a closed mouth smile followed by “well this was fun.” You gleefully smile ear-to-ear trying to look as fuckabley adorable as possible as if though there was still a chance that he would stare at you the same way he did prior to cuming.

He gets dressed, grabs his shit and leaves. Before he even makes it back to his car you text him “Thanks for coming over! Can’t wait to hangout again!
What are your plans this weekend? :-)”

He is never to be heard from again.

This is now the 5th Grindr you’ve never heard from again this month …the 27th Grindr if you count the past 6 months. You’re left lost, hurt and devastated.
Feeling hopeless you wonder WWBD? (What Would Britney Do)

Cue Britney Spears from the critically acclaimed and groundbreaking
2008 MTV comeback documentary; For The Record:

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Godney is always there when you need her

#Grindr4DickNotLove

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NEW BRITNEY SPEARS DOCUMENTARY I AM BRITNEY JEAN!

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BRITNEY: FOR THE RECORD PART 2?

The new Brit Brit documentary probably won’t be as morbid as For The Record mainly because the focus is going to be on how glitzy and supa supa fab her new Vegas show Piece of Me will be!

We’re excited about this documentary because we get excited when Britney releases anything in general but we do wish that one day, hopefully in the not so distant future, Britney will do a true and authentic “candid” interview with Oprah or something that will give some insight as to what exactly happened to the Britney we all use to know ……

READ BELOW THE FULL PRESS RELEASE ABOUT BRITNEY’S NEW DOCUMENTARY – I AM BRITNEY JEAN!

E! ANNOUNCES 90-MINUTE DOCUMENTARY EXCLUSIVELY CHRONICLING THE NEXT CHAPTER OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ CAREER AS SHE PREPARES FOR HER HIGHLY ANTICIPATED TWO-YEAR LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY: “BRITNEY: PIECE OF ME”

Los Angeles, November 13, 2013 –  The buzz about Britney Spears’ upcoming two-year performance residency at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas has already reached a fever pitch with ticket sales through the roof and rumors abounding as to what the star will perform, what she’ll wear, and what the show will look and sound like.  E! will exclusively chronicle the megastar’s next chapter and her journey to what is shaping up to be her biggest triumph yet in an all-new 90-minute documentary that will air Sunday, December 22 at 8:00PM followed by an immediate rebroadcast at 9:30PM, just five days in advance of opening night of the highly anticipated “Britney: Piece of Me” show in Las Vegas.  “I Am Britney Jean” offers an intimate look at one of the most overexposed yet under revealed stars of today as she faces one of her biggest challenges ever while finishing her album, shooting videos, doing press – and being a mom.

With her new album, “Britney Jean,” dropping December 3rd, and rehearsals slated to begin December  10th in Las Vegas, Britney is going to be hard at work preparing for her most elaborate production to date.  Viewers will get a rare glimpse inside Spears’ life at an integral moment, as she finishes writing and recording her most personal album to date, all while producing and co-directing her first ever Las Vegas Residency.  Spears will also open up about her personal and professional life in her most candid and revealing interviews ever.

Produced by World of Wonder (“RuPaul’s Drag Race,” “Million Dollar Listing”) and directed by award-winning filmmakers Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato (“Eyes of Tammy Faye”, “Party Monster”, “Becoming Chaz”, “In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye”), the 90-minute documentary will go inside the excitement, preparation and emotion as the headliner works towards the show that is poised to break new records for the megastar once again.

“I Am Britney Jean” Documentary Will Debut Sunday, December 22 at 8:00PM Followed by an Immediate Rebroadcast at 9:30PM, Just Five Days Before Britney Spears’ Opening Night in Las Vegas.

P.S. “Spears will also open up about her personal and professional life in her most candid and revealing interviews ever.” Y’all know by now to take “candid” with a grain of Britney-salt! LOLZ
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#IAMBRITNEYJEAN

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