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Watch Straight Guys Ask Gay Guys Sex Questions!

The always creatively groundbreaking Buzzfeed thought it be real cute to get some semi-fuckable straight guys to ask some swipe-left gay guys questions
about life as a human being gay guy because yaaassss mama!

The results could have been real fun had they not picked I’m-still-really-upset-HBO-canceled-Looking gays to answer the questions.

Had they bothered to ask this kween (& by this kween I mean me) these would have been my honest to Godney answers:

Heteros: How many buttholes have you seen?
MisterScandal.com: ummmm you know that’s a tough one, it really is because sometimes I don’t really know what I’m looking at. Like I think I’m suppose
to be looking at a bussy or as you like to call it a butthole but sometimes
it just doesn’t look correct. So around 486-ish, 352-ish if you minus the
WTF-is-that bussies (buttholes)

Heteros: Are there stereotypes that you identify with more than others?
MisterScandal.com: For sure. I would say I fall in the “mastering the perfect disinterested look – chastising bottoms that wear the exact outfits on the Zara/TopShop mannequins – believe Britney still slays, Lohan will have a comeback and Miley is this generations Freddy Mercury – claims to workout 5x week but only works out 1 1/2 days a week – total size queen” stereotype. Absolutely guuiiilllllttttyyyy!

Heteros: How are gay relationships different from straight relationships?
MisterScandal.com: straight relationships are Iggy Azalea & gay relationships are Nicki Minaj. Next question.

Heteros: How much porn did you watch that was
straight porn before you watched gay porn?
MisterScandal.com: Ewww gross gays watching gay porn is soooo 2000-whatever. I’m pretty sure gay porn’s only surving demo is straight girls from Kentucky. I only watch straight porn but I cover the girls vagina with my finger.

Heteros: Do gay guys worry about size as much as straight guys do?MisterScandal.com: Did Kylie Jenner get lips injections? Did Titanic hit an iceberg? Was the Simple Life the greatest show on television from 2003 – 2007? *insert side-eye emoji*

Heteros: Butthole maintenance, how is it for you?
MisterScandal.com: Nair & Clorox disinfecting wipes.

Heteros: Would you rather a smaller-than-average dick or a
way-too-big-to-do-anything-with dick?

MisterScandal.com: If you’re not going to take these questions serious than I’m done. You know what, actually I am done. I’m not doing this anymore. This interview is over. What kind of person asks a gay person if dick can ever be too big? You disgust me – sick. 

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#WhyDoHeterosWannaKnowEverything

3heads

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THE HOTTEST NEW GAY LOVIN STRAIGHT GUY YOU WANNA SIT ON!

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Unless you happen to be all about Da Great Hilary Duff Comeback of 2015, chances are you’ve
yet to come across Nico Tortella who plays
a beyond-fuckable NYC hottie on the new
all-grown-up-Lizzie-McGuire show; Younger!

Get to know Nico with a few of
BuzzFeed’s 68 random questions:

27. Favorite reality show?

Rupaul’s Drag Race. That’s a reality show right?

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39. Britney or Christina?

Britney

40. Boxers or briefs?

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And because he can and he did, there’s this too:

Checkout all 68 BuzzFeed questions HERE & watch Younger Tuesdays at 10pm only on TVLand!

#NicoFuckMeTortella

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WATCH STRAIGHT GUYS KISS EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME!

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1. The lil duo up there totally looks like a Daddy/Son porn setup & I fuckin love Buzzfeed for it!

2. “I don’t think it’s a big deal. I think we need to chill out.” – Straight Guy in Video

3. Wonder why they didn’t have the gayest straight men in hollywood, Nick Jonas & James Franco, participate in this? 

BTW, in the UK it’s already super fetch for really hot straight guys to makeout:

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You can see more of these straight UK hotties do more gay-ish things HERE!

#StraightGuyKiss

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WATCH STRAIGHT GUYS DO DRAG FOR THE FIRST TIME!

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1. Just look at that flown-in-fresh fishy realness he servin with dem Queen Bey status legs!

2. Maybe it’s their free spirited open-mindedness or their au-natural look but we would be down to sitting on 3 out of the 4 ‘Try Guys’

3. Is there a suggestion box to submit ideas for future web-pisodes such as:
“The Try Guys Try Dick for The First Time!”

#TheTryGuys

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WATCH THE 8 TYPES OF GAYS YOU DATE IN YOUR 20’S!

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UGH! This just sadly reconfirms the tragedy of gay dating ….especially in your 20’s!

Def 8 solid reasons why we’re WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA’AM MISTER gals!

P.S. We so think we’re ‘The Sophisticate’ but we’re undoubtedly still ‘Da Scenester!’ :-(

#THE8GAYS

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