1. I used the word “some” cause clearly not all of them are hot …actually one is kinda hot but only in the boring-buff-straight-guy kind of way.
2. Soberly, we’d sit on maybe 2 of them.
Drunkly, we’d probably sit on
3 or 4 all of them.
3. That bedtime story was awful.
I wish they would’ve read a classic like:
“The Bottom who Cried I-Can-Take-A-Big-Dick”
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