There’s a magical place in a far far away land where hot ripped straight men with a fuckable accent tongue fuck each other in the face cause they all about dat open-minded-no-hang-ups life!
That may read like a narrative to a gay porn
storyline but it’s real life gurl!
These straight men hybrids really do exist!
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Proof that GLITTER makes everything better! Even an Andrew Christian video!
My ONLY critique is: Where da phaq is the shot of Dimaggio’s dick covered in glitter?!
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It’s obvi no Hozier slay status but we’re kinda all about dat life with this slightly underwhelming haunting electro cover!
Photo Courtesy: Marie Claire/David Roemer