When you lead on the “straight” gogo at the gay club to flash you his bleached bussy & you be like:
When you at the Beyonce concert & you suppose to give yo gurl money cause she bought dem VIP tickets for the crew on her platium AMEX & you be like:
When you order a round of lemon drop shots for your clique & then you be like:
When you hella turnt 6 mollz deep & yo boy reminds you it’s $15 a pop & you be like:
When you ain’t even that cute but you pourin the last drink outta a bottle from a table where nobody
know you & you still be like:
When you on Insta postin that you all about dat life but deep down inside you be like:
When you’ve been doing porn & on RentBoy.com for
5+ years but some how you still be like:
When you ordering dis & dat plus 15 speciality cocktails but when the group check
comes around you be like:
When you move to LA or NYC & all your friends from back home ask how you stay so skinny & you be like:
But where is the lie tho?! Bloop!
1. Well thanks to this depressing lil’ gem I will no longer be able to shed tears of joy at a gay wedding, only tears of sorrow.
2. The lyrics and tempo aint sad enough so lemme put a fuckin funeral in the music video!
Ya, that’ll make a bitch cry!
3. & he be getting mad and wondering why people be referring to him as the
fugly male version of Adele.
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1. “They’re (The Gays) so brutal and nasty. They say: He’s a self-promoting, queeny, bottom-feeding bottom and name-dropping starfucker.”
– Andy Cohen
2. Reasons like the stupidass non-sense shizz you speak of in this video is why The Gays don’t like you.
3. Don’t be dragging Lady Bass into dis mess!
You damn well know he an honorary queen in
The Gays committee!
P.S. After all is said & done, I’d still let him sit on my face
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