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RIHANNA WINS GRAMMY FOR BEST Quinceanera REALNESS!

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Riri came in snatchin yo faves
Grammy’s Redcarpet weaves with her
Pink Barbie Quinceanera realness!

You know Ari mad as hell cause dis was EXACTLY what she wanted to slay in!

#RiRiGrammys

3heads

WATCH THE NEW MADONNA MUSIC VIDEO – LIVING FOR LOVE!

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1. Why you Slay to Da Gawds?
“Bitch, I’m Madonna!”

2. Queen Madge servin some Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 6 Milk Queen realness!

3. The visuals, cinematography, choreography & Madonna are def on point! #TittiesRight

#LivingForLove

3heads

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BEING A SHAMELESS BROKE-ASS GAY

When you lead on the “straight” gogo at the gay club to flash you his bleached bussy & you be like:


 

When you at the Beyonce concert & you suppose to give yo gurl money cause she bought dem VIP tickets for the crew on her platium AMEX & you be like:

 

When you order a round of lemon drop shots for your clique & then you be like:

 

When you hella turnt 6 mollz deep & yo boy reminds you it’s $15 a pop & you be like:

 

When you ain’t even that cute but you pourin the last drink outta a bottle from a table where nobody
know you & you still be like:

 

When you on Insta postin that you all about dat life but deep down inside you be like:

 

When you’ve been doing porn & on RentBoy.com for
5+ years but some how you still be like:

 

When you ordering dis & dat plus 15 speciality cocktails but when the group check
comes around you be like:

 

When you move to LA or NYC & all your friends from back home ask how you stay so skinny & you be like:

But where is the lie tho?! Bloop!

#SheAintGotNoMoney

3heads

WATCH THE NEW SAM SMITH MUSIC VIDEO – LAY ME DOWN!

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1. Well thanks to this depressing lil’ gem I will no longer be able to shed tears of joy at a gay wedding, only tears of sorrow.

2. The lyrics and tempo aint sad enough so lemme put a fuckin funeral in the music video!
Ya, that’ll make a bitch cry!

3. & he be getting mad and wondering why people be referring to him as the fugly male version of Adele.

#LayMeDown

3heads

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WATCH: ANDY COHEN HATES “THE GAYS” & OTHER HOMO-DORABLE TERMS OF ENDEARMENT!

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1. “They’re (The Gays) so brutal and nasty. They say: He’s a self-promoting, queeny, bottom-feeding bottom and name-dropping starfucker.”
Andy Cohen

2. Reasons like the stupidass non-sense shizz you speak of in this video is why The Gays don’t like you.

3. Don’t be dragging Lady Bass into dis mess!
You damn well know he an honorary queen in
The Gays committee!

P.S. After all is said & done, I’d still let him sit on my face

#AndyHatesTheGays

3heads

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