THE POWER OF MUTHA-FUCKIN MILEY!
Time Magazine is about to name their Person Of The Year and have launched their online public poll to see who “America” finds worthy of the prestigious title! And who happened to make the coveted list of potential hopefuls? None other than the most controversial, notorious, influential and talked about person of 2013 – Miley Cyrus!
Naturally of course there is an uproar by the general public because not only is Miley a contender for the title but she is also currently leading in the polls by a huge margin!
To those who are outraged, disgusted, appalled and what not – it was YOU (America) who landed Miley on the list! All the Smilerz in the world alone couldn’t have done it without the help of the rest of the Miley-judging-hating peeps!
If people didn’t want Miley to even be considered for the coveted title then they should have kept Miley’s name out of their fuckin mouths and replaced it with Malala, Narendra Modi or whoever else they considered worthy of their respectable and holier-than-thou time.
P.S. We guarantee that majority of Americans don’t ven know who DA Fuck Narrendra Modi is. Get off your fuckin high horse.
VOTE FOR MILEY HERE!
LOVE DA HD CLOSE-UP OF NIALL’S ASS! LOLZ
We’re just now coming around to paying attention to the British Lads after their pretty flawless American Music Awards performance and also because they’re about to sell 500,000 copies of their new album Midnight Memories in the first week of sales!
We also just now noticed how cuties all the 1 D guys are especially blondie Niall Horan and bad boy Harry Styles! Not only are they talented hotties but they also love
fuckin joking around and being super sillz!
Earlier this year while promoting their new music the boy-banders visited funny show A League Of Their Own in which the lucky
bastard host got to grab Niall’s bare ass and kiss Harry!
WATCH DA 1 D BOYS BE NAKED KISSING BOYS!
LORDE SOUNDS & LOOKS TIMELESSLY BEAUTIFUL!
The aesthetic, cinematography, hair, makeup, editing, filter, setting …..it’s just all so PERFECT!
As part of Vevo’s Lift series – they shot Lorde performing her hit single Royals and the video def captured the Pure Heroine essence of Lorde!
We can’t get over how much we LOVE this talented slightly moody lil’ gem of an artist!
“YOU’RE THE COOLEST FUCKIN THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!”
Can y’all even begin to imagine what it would be like to get a dapper make-over by Tom Fuckin Ford ?! We’d probably have a mini-stroke! LOLZ
As part of GQ Magazine’s new video series, Project Upgrade, Tom Ford is enlisted to give GQ’s Art Director Ale De Carvalho a gentlemen’s fashion upgrade. Along with Jim Moore, Ford takes you step by step through the incredible transformation of what it takes to clean-up nicely into a dapper and modern 21st century man.
Tommy also manages to throw in his new Tom Ford Men’s Skin Care Line which BTW is absolutely GODLY!