1. Lisa Wilkinson may not have “read”
Fifty Shades of
Shit Grey but she sure did
REEEAD it to fuckin filth!
2. She especially came snatchin some
Dakota Johnson weaves!
3. & then there’s this cunty Australian delish:
“… after two hours of complete drivel, I need
more than a Choc-top to pop my corn.”
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1. Bomer circa Magic Mike:
“All the holes looked the same.”
2. Bomer circa Magic Mike XXL:
“I’m ready. No assistance required.”
3. With a bottom-tastic ass like dat I dunno why he just came about a thong at mid-30s
Dat ass in a thong, tho
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1. That Tatum twirl at the end is the most
fuck-dorable thing ever!
2. The only thing possibly hotter than Channing’s bod is perhaps dem panty-droppin dance moves
3. Matt Bomer on the side servin that pussy lovin hetero realness better than any pretend-straight gay porn star! Yaaaaasss Gawd!
If ever there was a time we wanted to be
Sofia Vergara’s face & vagina it’d be now:
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