If I won the $1.5 billion powerball lottery, Nico Tortorella would definitely be on my Top 10 purchases right behind Tom Ford but for sure before Kylie Jenner’s entire collection of lace front wigs. That’s how much I fuckin LOVE Nico Tortella!
The only thing I love more than Nico Tortorella himself is Nico Tortorella’s Instagram. Aside from the obvious admiration of all the half-naked and sometimes completely naked pix, Tortorella’s Instagram has a too legit as fuck you-will-never-be-this-cool aesthetic with all the feels and vibes that yours will never have.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t try with
Nico’s 10 Tips on How to Beef-up your Instagram!
Halloween or not I always want to dress up as Lindsay Lohan on any given Tuesday.
So naturally seeing Lady Lohan in this
rich-white-girl-from-the-hollywood-hills Kitty Kat costume gives me all kinds of feels to dress up as “Lindsay Lohan Halloween circa 2015”
Will anyone know who the fuck I’m suppose to be? Of course not but all that matters is that I know how fucking Lohan cool I look!